The Day of Calm AKA 12-20-2009

As you'll notice I've been in and out and for good reason, too. I met someone and for a split second thought 'JUST MAYBE' but then several things became VERY clear--1) He took me to his house and I swear I felt like I was Neicy Nash stepping inside of a house on the show Clean House. The killer part of it all is the previous night he said he'd spent the ENTIRE day cleaning! Seriously? 2) The next day I call him and tell him I'll be ready in 20 minutes to go to the Mall of America. He tells me he's so hungry that he's on his way--which is fine because it should take him roughly 15-20 minutes to get to my hotel. He arrives to my hotel looking exactly like he just rolled out of bed...sleep on his face, the whole 9...and tells me he's so hungry he just barely brushed his teeth...and then we drive to the freaking Mall of America. Did I mention that this place is huge? Do I have to? So by now you understand that we have spent no less than 7-8 hours there and the entire time I can't shake the fact that this dude hasn't had a shower nor has he washed his face and don't even think of asking for a bite of my fish tacos! (He did and can you believe he expected a kiss goodnight as he dropped me off at my hotel? Again, seriously?) Anyway, I wait to get back to the safety of my city...after all MN is known as the state of 10,000 lakes before I make it clear I have no interest in his video game addicted hygiene phobia self and move on, alas, to Tadashi...we shall see how this saga unfolds. Meanwhile, I have just completed a wonderful mind altering 20 minute session of fun yoga. What, you ask, is fun yoga? Fun yoga is where you are doing yoga poses but instead of being wrapped up in the seriousness of what you're doing, you're reflecting on the most comedic moments in your life...or others lives...try it and let me know how you like it.

Love,
ACS